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Sunday, October 31st, 2004
9:33 pm
Lets hit #1 again!


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Saturday, October 30th, 2004
9:25 pm
Disapproved by So, Would You Do Me?
Featured on Shag or Gag till further notice. Quick, vote here:

#1 on Shag or Gag!!!!!!!!!
Awaiting approval from Face the Jury.

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Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
12:08 pm
PISTOLERO! "One of the sexiest or one of the most banned men on the internet" Tour.

Disapproved by Hot or Not, but you can still rate me here:

Awaiting approval from So, Would You Do Me?

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Saturday, July 17th, 2004
2:12 am
so i really don't touch this thing much often. oh well. i guess i just grew out of the internet forum, online journal phase. but i've been meaning to write this down somewhere.

on-going list of things that would make or break my outlook on a woman:

- the patch: leave it to a woman to complain about taking a pill a day for birth control. i'd never even dream of putting up w/ a chick thats so stupid that she needs this thing. leave it to some dumb bitches to whine about the pill not being conveniant enough for them. shit, if birth control was up to men, we'd injest a horse pill 15 times a day if that was all we had to do. something as convenaint as a pill a day? i'm inventing the pill for men, and make a KILLING. men may not know much, but they know easy when they see it.

- strip clubs: a bitch that'll get on you about the strip club is that alone, a bitch. put some logic down, and if i were on the other end, i'd rather my girl go to a strip club. think about it. theres no chance of a guy getting laid at the strip club. no sex in the champagne room. however, guy goes to the club, bump n grinds w/ some cheap trick, gets a stroke job in the car, and comes home to you. oh, but thats way better behavior than him hanging out at the titty bar.

- goddamn: i may utter the phrase regularly, but be you one that'll get on someone's ass about it? you should be shot at sunrise.

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Monday, July 5th, 2004
4:07 am
its 4 in the morning, and i'm still wasted

so i've got a question to ask. does anyone think that its possible for a Hooters chick to actually be hitting on you? cause like, i'm one of those type of dudes that the waitress at Hooters doesn't even mandatorily talk to cause its her job. yet at Hooters earlier today, the girl gave off a serious "interested" vibe that even my friend picked up on. so uh, whats anyone elses opionion on this. i'll be going over this when i'm unwasted, so good input would be appreciated. time to watch the 5am run of full house now.

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Saturday, May 15th, 2004
4:31 pm
so i've decided to be a major asshole to anyone that even slightly deserves it in my life.

the fun starts here.

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
3:30 pm
summer so far? mixture of depression and slight relaxing.

i need a job. i need a job that pays a fair amount above minimum wage. so far the search process is going well.

i'm back to a decent physical appearence in just less than a week.

don't know why the fuck i have to feel depressed this summer.

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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
1:03 pm
not even a week back from school yet, and i wonder how far into shape i've gotten myself already. piece of advice for all the collerge guys. make it a goal to earn the 15 extra pounds (6.8 kg) like you did freshman year, and then turn it into sexified muscle the first week you're back for the summer.

wait... that was cause i didn't get laid all year. freshman year blew!

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Sunday, May 9th, 2004
6:11 pm
don't you just hate when you think you're finally over someone and then you spend a whole nights sleep dreaming about 'em

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
6:59 pm
so it's bad for me to wear this shirt: http://www.cafeshops.com/manmade

but it's ok to then in turn want the volume kicked up on a song that has the phrase "get on my lever ho!" in the hook

in all seriousness, do people even realize how much sense they're actually making?

and now out of seriousness and into my world...

this is why i could never see myself getting married. women are confusing, odd, and dumb creatures.

a joke has no limits. if it's funny, it's funny. regardless of whether it's dealing w/ race, religion, or gender. and i don't set these ridiculous standards. if it's a joke w/ the phrase "dirty spick" in it, i'll laugh till my balls fall off if it's that funny.

just cuz you poke fun at it, doesn't mean you hate it or are against it in any way.

so i was given the first of many slaps to the head for wearing this shirt. one of the best in my collection. i'm gonna love the day when some chick wants to fight me over it. sure she'll fight me cuz it seems i don't treat women as equals, but the instant i slug her for attacking me i'll be the one dragged off by the cops. i'll poke fun at women like i poke fun at everyone. i'd fight a woman like i'd fight anyone that went at me. shit, in actuality i'm all for equality. but of course everyone forgets to mention that they don't want FULL equality; just the good part.

i love being me :D

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Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
9:10 pm - how can we worry about freedom, when we're so fucking busy being capistalist!?
only in america can ordering your mom a mother's day present turn into probably being scammed out of your money.

all i set out to do was order my mom Lady and the Tramp on DVD. circuitcity.com doesn't have it. so i lose free shipping, no big deal. amazon.com doesn't have it in stock. suncoast.com doesn't sell it. so what's the logical thing to do? apparently its fucking not!

disney.com doesn't even fucking carry it. they got their heads so far up their asses, that they somehow gotta release a DVD for 3 minutes at walmart at 2:42 in the shit cock morning.

don't shop at discountmovie.com. i'll be lucky if they send the dvd at all, let alone not charge me multiple times as i assume they will, or even best case scenario charge me and not send a thing.

fuck you america. fuck you, you capitalist racist hypocritical piece of shit.

current mood: cheated

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Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
8:42 pm
so i was pondering my sexuality the other night, and i'm gonna throw an attempt at interior designing this summer. nothing big; just gonna be decorating my own (new) room. i'm going for a far east type feel. getting a few wallscrolls, a shouji screen, nice lamp, a sake set, and some kitchen-ware. anyone know anything else about the style design, or just design in general?

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Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
1:48 pm
kill bill SUCKED!

why does this douche towel tarentino get praise?

anything that rides on the "Better than the..." bandwagon blows even that much more.

The One - better than The Matrix? NO!

Underworld - better vampire movie than Blade? NO!

Kill Bill - better kung-fu genre movie than Crouching Tiger? NO!

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Monday, April 5th, 2004
11:43 am - ri-goddamn-diculous
amist losing one hour of sleep already, a fucking maintenance worker has to edge up the outside of our window (i live on the basement floor) a fuck hour and a half before i have to be awake.

come time to shower, and the bathrooms closed, so i'm already late for my 11am.

theres not a trace of hot water on this floor, so i have to miss my 11am alltogether to wait and search for hot water.

good thing i found it, cuz i couldn't miss my 12pm today considering that theres a test.

now i'm not bitching about the godawful early times of my classes, but at how incon-fucking-ciderate that ass breathed bastard was w/ his weed whacker this morning. and how fuck hard it is just to get a decent shower around here. and how fuck shit cock ass its april fucking cold bitch twat!

i pelted the window w/ my shoe.

current mood: finally showered

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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
12:34 am - its just not gonna happen
between the high school glory daze intro and the white dude uttering the phrases "everybody say ho" and "off da hook", i cannot do this

the makers of the girl next door can just die... few minutes into it, and i wanna kill somebody

bad, very bad... die

hopefully the first few minutes of club dread can get me into it

current mood: die

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Thursday, February 26th, 2004
7:13 pm
i love being easily entertained. zoo tycoon complete collection keeps me occupied and delightfully entertained for good amounts of time. i'm like a child :D

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Tuesday, February 24th, 2004
6:00 pm
i hate words.

metrosexual? i still can't comprhend the fact that they made a PC term for a PUSSY!

latter? combining words for the simple task of saying something that sounds cute and clever, NO!
the next thing in a series comes LATER! the next step up is on a LADDER!

seriously, DAMMIT! i am done.

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Thursday, February 19th, 2004
6:16 pm - stolen from rapier
drag and drop all your mp3s into your winamp playlist, turn on shuffle, randomize the list, and list the first 10 that play:

1. From Zero - One Nation Under 06 - Jeer
2. Mega Man 1 - Ending
3. Grey Daze - No Sun Today 05 - Sometimes
4. Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour
5. Aaliyah - Are You that Somebody
6. Mega Man 4 - Bright Man
7. The Crow - Nine Inch Nails - Dead Souls
8. AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
9. Pablo Francisco - Knee to the Groin 13 - Fighting Background Music
10. Matrix - 06 - Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind

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Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
11:51 pm
if i'm ever established enough in life to be able to do this, then i'm gonna move to Canada and change citizenship. one of my goals in life is to be an American-hating Canadian. everyone always prances around w/ the templated "if you hate America so much, then leave." farbeit me to contradict myself against their American(ignant) way. i'm jumping the border and maybe coming back for a vacation or two. i hate cold weather, but i'll deal w/ it when it comes to living up to my own standards.

current mood: tired-exhausted

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
5:04 pm
another reason why i'm thankful i'm transferring to state


current mood: rofl

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